For our upcoming gorgeous launch program that we have not yet told you about, we plan to use solid fuel boosters. Now that we’re out of the closet with that, we might as well let you in on the fact that we always start small. Yes, even with rockets. Because we always want to rockit.… Read More Solid as a rock(et)
… But only if 🎶 we can dance to it 🎶 or know everything about it. That’s how awesome we are. Our tech team rolled up their sleeves and got everything in place to find out how much trust we can put into our thrust. In measurable units, that is. Incredulous by-standers got the following… Read More In thrust we trust
There’s so much awesomeness currently going on that Comms doesn’t even know who did what and who to give credit to. But who cares, everybody here is terrific anyway and that’s all you need to know. So one of our unnamed staffers was ordered by Vansky to find out how to deep-draw metal. His first… Read More Nozzling up
Make no mistake, we’ve warned you in the headline: This article is about gimbals, not gym balls. For all you spelling bee winners, there’s nothing wrong with our orthography. You can insist on finding Pilates exercises here or yoga stunts or exercises to help you with incontinence or whatever else you might want to do… Read More Gimbals, not strengthening the core
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